I suck at describing myself, but I'm a 25 year old Southern sweetheart who should have been born in the 40's. I love everything that has to do with the 50's & 60's. The style, music and especially the cars. I admire the rockabilly scene and I'm a little obsessed with James Dean.. ;)
You know you're from the rez when... (feel free to add to this)
White person:
So, you're Native huh?
You:
Yeah.
White person:
Is that really your hair?
You:
Yup.
White person:
Really? Can I touch it?
You:
Uh... No.
White person:
So do you drink a lot and do hard drugs?
You:
No...
White person:
I bet everyone in your family does drugs and are hard drinkers.
You:
No, not really.
White person:
Can you talk to animals?
You:
Eh... No... But I wish I could.
White person:
Do you live in a tipi?
You:
Yeah! Its has two stories and running water and electricity!
White person:
Really?!
You:
No! What the hell is the matter with you?
White person:
I though all Natives were dark skined.
You:
Nope. Some of us have light skin.
White person:
So, can you get me some peyote?
You:
Eh, no...
White person:
Why are you always so mad?
You:
Its just my face.
White person:
DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH?
You:
Noooooo -sarcasm-
White person:
I bet all the Native men are really mean.
You:
Haha! No, they are not.
White person:
Can you teach me how to do the rain dance?
You:
Eh... I don't know how.
White person:
So how much money do you get from the casinos?
You:
None.
White person:
So do you guys grunt?
You:
Only when we over eat.
White person:
Have you ever watched TV or played on a computer?
You:
Yeah.
White person:
How do you say "___", in you language?
You:
*face palms*
White person:
Whats your name?
You:
"_____".
White person:
Oh, I thought you would have a really cool name like, Kicking Bird or Dances with Wolves.
You:
Eh... No. Stupid...
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